Saturday, June 26, 2004

Aloha u morons.... Waitin for thats so raven to come on... and its on!! Whoohoo!!! Haha... todays episode was ok la... hmm.. i smell durian... *looking around* AHA! ma parents are eatin them.. and look at them go.... im not a fan or durian... last time i baby ... ma parents loved durian.. love so much everytime buy... then last time i haven learnt to walk yet... no teeth so cannot eat... so after they eat the durian, they put the seed aside.... i suck the seed... juz suck... dunnoe wat i sucked but juz sucked... HEy!! i din have teeth.. neither did i have brains back then (not as if i have brains now la.. but thats not the point) juz suck... i guess it was flavourless... but heck it... juz suck... haha.. i used to put alot of things onto ma mouth when i was young.... for example.... a bunch of 11 keys!! ma parents last time workin.. then drop me off at ma grandma's... i damn notty.... hyper active baby... ma mom must have ate too much sugery contented food when she was conceivin me or somthin... anywyas.... then ma grandma had to lock EVERYTHIN in the house.. especially the fridge... (im a baby and im hungry... of course i go to the fridge la... but i seem to burn off everythin by runnin around too much so that explains the frequent visits to the fridge).. then fridge lock... so i saw the keys... i put in ma mouth and by the time u know it... I SWALLOWED THE DARN OBJECT... i guessed i started chokin and ma granda came to the rescue... she hold me upside down then shake me... shake shake shake.. and there where the keys.. all salivary from ma digestive juices.... yuck... but i learnt a valuable lesson though... never swallow keys coz u'll get a good spankin from ur grandma! hmm... c'mon... cut me some slack.. i was a BABY... dont that 4 alphabets amke sense? maybe u could show mercy or somethin... but NOOOOOOO.. spank me! hmmm.. enuf of the past.... its sooooo borin... and i havent finished ma hw yet.... WOOHOO!! hmm.... kk laz.... i think i should suck on some durian seeds... k... till then... GET LOST!!!

...torn-apart

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