Swollen Lip
Sunday, March 13, 2005

AHHHHHH!!! My lip is like FAT. HELP! Its swollen to twice its size!!! AHHH!!! I am allergic to crab!!! AHHH!!! And I ate crab!!! Temptation got the better of me. Today my dad bought live crabs. That was at 10.30 in the morning. As it was like the first time he has bought live crabs. First rule to buying live crabs: Know the proper way of killing the crab. And he didnt know how to do that. So he asked someone on how to do it. 2 methods. One, poke a chopstick into the body and leave it aside [Ouch Ouch Ouch]. Two, leave it in the freezer and allow it to freeze to death. My dad being the saint he is decided to do the second method. He passed the bag t my mom asking her to put it in the fridge. He said fridge. FRIDGE!!! He didnt say FREEZER. Guess where my mom kept it in? The vegetable section. -_-". SO, when they took out the crabs at around 7.30 to cook, they were still alive!!! AHHHH!!! Tthe crabs were starring at me with their beady eyes. What a pitiful sight. Then my aunty raised the chopper above her head and POW!!! It smashed their poor poor shell. SO SAD. But delicious they were. :P. I guess the crabs found a way to get back at me and my dad. My lips are so heavy. EEEEWWW. I know.

...torn-apart

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