Weird Ah Beng
Tuesday, May 17, 2005

I was in the Mrt today when I noticed this really big group of Ah Beng- ish guys standing beside me, cursing and swearing at each other in Dialect. Common sight right? So I din really bother much about them. They all alighted at the same stop as me. So while I was on the escalator, I heard this ringtone. Doraemon ringtone. Guess who's phone it was. JUST GUESS.


It belonged to one of the Ah Bengs.

-_-"

Moving on, I got to Chinese class a lil early today so I decided to sit around class and stone my extra time away. There's always this Thai guy who comes in way earlier then anyone does (by the way, he's a nice guy) and he brings his girlfriend in for company. The guy's phone rang and he decided to go out to answer the phone. So that leaves me and his gf alone in the room. I noticed the girl was reading a book. Then my eye caught the title of the book. The horror! The HORROR! The book was titled:

MAKING OUT

I thought what sia?! She reading the book so openly. Then she put down the book and I read the ful title of the book:

Making out in Chinese

*FainteD*

...torn-apart

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