Stapled Finger
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Does the title suggest anything? Yes I stapled my finger. Yeehaa....
So, I was argueing with someone about something when she brought the big stapler towards me, to intimidate me I suppose. So me, being the wise-ass I was, put my ring finger at the stapling area. Then we struggled for a little while and *STAPLE* my finger was stapled. The staple was half way through in both sides. No blood. Just a little tingly. Then I yanked the staple put before I could infect myself. No blood at first. Then 2 tiny drops of blood welled up. I WAS LOSING BLOOD BY THE GALLON!!! I sucked the blood. Hmmm. Metal like flavour. After it stopped bleeding, it looked like a blind vampire had bitten me on the finger accidentally. And now it's a little swollen. Did y'all like my story. [Just so you know, when faced with rejection, I go to my sad place]
Anyways, there's this movie titled: Beauty Shop starring Queen Latifah. I tell you, she is gorgeous in that movie! And the movie is so freaking hilarious. It cracks me everytime I see it. Here's a conversation I thought was amusing from the movie:
Queen Latifah: Hi, can I offer you some Cappucino?
Old Lady: I dun want no damn Cappu- wadever it is. Where's Angelyn at?
QL: Well, erm, Angelyn's not around here anymore.
Old Lady: She die?
Queen Latifah: Oh no no, My name is Gina and I bought this shop over from Miss Angelyn.
Old Lady: Well, I need someone to fix up my hair.
QL: If you like, I can ask on of my other stylists to fix you up, Miss ...
Old Lady: Mrs Towner. T as in Tom, O as in OSOPHY, W as in Willa Kuchi Georgia [WHT???] and NER as in I dun live ner here.
Hilarious aint it. Especially the way she says WILLA KUCHI GEORGIA. Like is that even a place? Haha. Im sleepy. *yawn* *falls on keyboard asleep, drooling*
...torn-apart
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;; Naz aka [G.o.a.T]
;; 16 going on 17
;; Scorpio
;; Nanyang Academy of Fine Arts (Nafa)
;; Ist Year Fashion Marketing & Merchandising Student